date: jan 2025
source: can
origin: us of a
color: clear
flavor: ginger

it’s ginger and sparkling water. i can’t really rank it as a soda, but it is interesting and good. it’s very light and enjoyable, not a painful ginger experience. it really stands out from most ginger drinks.

date: jan 2025
source: bottle (glass)
origin: rhode island
color: white
flavor: ginger ale

much better than empires other offering. it’s lighter and has a complex flavor beyond ginger. i can’t quite place it… maybe apple juice? it reminds me more of champagne than any soda i’ve ever had. a great soda to experience on its own, not great as an accompaniment to a meal. the flavors are too subtle.

date: jan 2025
source: bottle (glass)
origin: rhode island
color: brown
flavor: cola

too sweet. i don’t have a lot to say about this with comparison to the yacht club, it’s a similar flavor profile. maybe even sweeter. it’s also flat. like a flat rc.

date: jan 2025
source: bottle (glass)
origin: rhode island
color: brown
flavor: cola

strong fruity notes with a short taste. the aftertaste is intensely sweet, though the nose on the drink is not. it's quite pleasant, though too sweet. the flavor is just so SUBTLE and it's getting buried by the sweetness. BRING THAT PUPPY OUT MANNNNN. i'm drinking it more and liking it less.

date: jan 2025
source: bottle (glass)
origin: wisconsin
color: brown
flavor: cherry

tastes like candy. with an exclamation point. very intense cherry flavor, like a lollipop. it's so heavy i don't think i could finish the bottle.

date: jan 2025
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: yuzu

i don't really know what yuzu is supposed to taste like but this soda is good. like most oceanbombs it is quite floral and sweet. bitter in a good way. big fan.

date: dec 2024
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: lychee

it tastes like lychee. its like. floral in a really nice way. almost rosy. beautiful flabor. a little sweet for my blood

date: dec 2024
source: bottle (plastic)
origin: us of a
color: "slightly yellow(?)"
flavor: vanilla, frost

smells like sprite and vanilla. i don't hate it. i'm kinda enjoying it. has the mouthfeel like theres menthol in it. the taste is eh. bit too much vanilla.

date: dec 2024
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: cherry

this is a cherry/vanilla soda. it is powerful and fruity and sweet, and i LOVE it.

date: dec 2024
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: lime

absolutely artificial. pretty light thought. there's a certian bitterness that betrays it as a pure lime flavor. that i dislike.

date: dec 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: not percieved
flavor: orange

eh. tastes like orange and water. a little fizzy.

date: nov 2024
source: bottle (plastic)
origin: south korea
color: white
flavor: milk???

it tastes weirdly sour and almost rotten. it's too sweet and really artificial, though i can detect it's supposed to be yogurt, it tastes more like yogurt. not good.

i have no fucking clue what mx. browder-seguin is talking about here. the milkis must have corroded her brain. — Ed.

date: nov 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: yellow
flavor: citrus

its too sweet and very artificial.

date: nov 2024
source: bottle (plastic)
origin: us of a
color: red
flavor: strawberry

that smells like jello with plumbing in it. VERY red. i can smell the 1% juice. tastes like strawberry jello. it's very sweet with a hint of sour. i don't hate it.

date: nov 2024
source: can
origin: ???
color: brown
flavor: brown sugar milk tea

smells nice. thats alright.

date: nov 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: us of a
color: yellow
flavor: lemon

there is no reason to have that much sugar in it. make it a little less sweet and then dilute it a little bit.

date: nov 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: brown
flavor: vanilla

perfectly competent. dr pepper and cream soda.

date: nov 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: kentucky
color: brown
flavor: cola

like a sweeter rc with a vanilla twist, like a cream soda. quite good. there's also a hint of root beer, like its 50/50 cola and swamp water. a little too sweet for the amount of acid.

date: oct 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: yellow
flavor: strawberry

tastes like twizzlers and sucralose. much better cold, the artificial sweetener is not as notable. points off for being a pale yellow and not pink, but the sour artificiality of monster works with the sucralose. reminds me of poppi's raspberry rose, but sourer, and without any of the interesting notes. its just one really loud pink note.

this drink made mx. browder-seguin feel "bad" afterwards, and has had points deducted for that fact. — Ed.

date: oct 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: us of a
color: tan
flavor: ginger beer

tastes nice, if a little dusty. i like the extra citrus but i can taste the dust.

this drink was consumed by mx. browder-seguin after its expiration date — Ed.

date: oct 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: kentucky
color: pink
flavor: strawberry + melon

smells like a lotta melon, lil strawberry. reminiscent in flavor to oceanbomb.

date: sep 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: greece
color: orange
flavor: blood orange

tastes like blood orange. mmmm. not as interesting as their cola cause it's just carbonated blood orange juice and sugar. its good though.

date: sep 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: bright green
flavor: apple

it's very bright green. like potion colored. it's pretty nutty. smells like a candle place. this is not an exaggeration. tastes like MAINLINING a scented candle. uncommitted to the sourness of an apple, and falls flat because of it.

this soda was produced for the beetlejuice movie and appears to be subtitled "beetlejuice beetlejuice" — Ed.

date: sep 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: not percieved
flavor: mango + ginger + pineapple

full name ginger mango pineapple. too sweet but mango works better with that. little ginger, very little pineapple.

date: oct 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: not percieved
flavor: berry

absolutely fire. i could not tell you which berry this is.

mx. browder-seguin sampled this drink while getting "contact high off blunt smoke at the king gizz concert" — Ed.

date: aug 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: turkey
color: dark red
flavor: pomegranate

that is very very exactly pomegranate. it has the right amount of sweetness and tartness and the seedy, natural taste of the real thing.

date: jul 2024
source: can
origin: california (hippieland)
color: pink
flavor: yerba mate + blue

smells weird and herby. it’s not blue. it’s pink. there’s some elderberry in the scent. tastes dusty. a lil musty. wet and has some berries in the back. btw this really looks like it should have some sort of psychedelic in it.

date: jul 2024
source: bottle (glass)
origin: mexico
color: pinkish brown
flavor: guava

smells good. grapefruit colored. very smooth. a lil sweet for my tastes but pretty good.

date: jul 2024
source: bottle (plastic)
origin: mexico
color: orange-y pink
flavor: ???

smells tropical almost. theres a floral hint to the scent, like elderflower but artificial. tastes like the most artificial rose you’ll ever have. that is a rose FLAVORED soda. not bad though just really strange. also hint of caramel taste at the end. points for trying. there are no “natural flavors” on the label, only “artificial flavors”

date: jul 2024
source: box (like a juice box)
origin: jamacia
color: brown
flavor: peanut

smells good. smells like a peanut.

*sip*

entirely too viscous. kinda like eatin peanut butter. still makes me wanna throw up in my mouth a lil bit. i have a sort of visceral reaction to it that says "nasty"

date: jul 2024
source: can
origin: europe
color: green
flavor: green apple

eh. the chunks are interesting. it tastes like green apple mentos with jiggly chunks. i don't dislike it.

date: jul 2024
source: can
origin: england
color: bright blue
flavor: bubblegum

this was 59 pence. it's a bright blue and it smells like bubblegum. it's sugar free. it tastes like bubblegum and artificial sweetener. flynn called it heinous.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: bright blue
flavor: blue raspberry

looks so blue. like the water in a fountain at a tiki themed golf course. smells like blue raspberry. that's good! vanilla and blue raspberry with a slightly rotten aftertaste.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: yellow
flavor: berry

it's oil colored. like a good vegtable oil. smells like natural. not bad. bitter but not in a horrible way. also not in a good way. the berry flavor is weird and it feels all buried in this bitter medicinal sheen.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: not percieved
flavor: cotton candy

smells like cotton candy and a flea market. also smells like a vegetable a lil bit. artificial sweetener but so sweet. there's a little bit of acrid taste, like a burnt marshmallow but in a bad way. it's so artificially sweet eugh.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: not percieved
flavor: watermelon and lime

weirdly salty but works with the flavor. not very sweet, as is typical from culture pop. the flavor is very nice, natural and complex.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: cranberry

even better than nami. the cranberry is so strong and good, and the soda is crisp.

date: jun 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: cloudy
flavor: cucumber, mint, lemonade, and grape

not a soda, a sparkling water. now that that's put of the way, beautiful packaging. seriously stupendous. cucumber is a weird flavor for a drink. the mint in it comes through really nice, and i think a mint grape lemonade would be wonderful (those are the other three ingredients). the cucumbers kinda weird.

date: may 2024
source: can
origin: japan
color: clear
flavor: rose

rose is an awesome drink flavor and this brand has proven itself before. for some reason it's also clear. smells good and synthetic. watermelon scent. mmmm. creamy with a flow of watermelon. it almost tastes like taffy. it's so sweet and delicious.

date: may 2024
source: can
origin: us of a
color: clear
flavor: lime

tastes like tv static. it's good. limey.